Two Men, A Rat, And A Lady

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Announced here, you can now pre-order the limited hardcover of Tales of Obscenity #1 magazine. Click on the link to check out the full table of contents; which includes a review of DININ’ by Sheri White, an interview of me by John Everson, an article co-written with my fiancé, Sheryl Scanlon, and my 10k novelette, “Two Men, A Rat, And A Lady”. Below is a description of the story.

Steve and Marc are two men with nothing much going on in their lives. They work little, live in a rat-infested apartment, sponge off the government and enjoy the simple things in life: booze, cigarettes and women. It’s on one lonely night they decide to take their wasted lifestyle to the next level… by calling Miss. Jena’s Escort Service.

Deanna is a smart, good looking and goal driven lady, but works in a terrible profession. If she makes it through one last night, she’ll have enough money to retire from the lifestyle she’s never quite become accustomed… If life was only that simple.

What ensues is a night full of debauchery and torture. Will Deanna have the inner-strength to make it out of the trashed apartment alive or will the two men and a filthy rat reign supreme?

Only time and one of the men’s conscience holds the answer.

You can still Pre-Order the Limited Hardcover or here to order the paper edition.

Tales of Obscenity #1 — Limited Hardcover

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Tales of Obscenity #1: The Magazine of Horror and Erotic Horror

Fiction
“In Remembrance” by Jennifer Loring
“First Love” by Angeline Hawkes
“Two Men, A Rat, And A Lady” (10k word novelette) by Ty Schwamberger
“Sacrificing Virgins” by John Everson
“Obsession” by Jeremy Terry
“Daddy’s Got You” by M.R. Gott
“The Way I Love You” by Christopher Fulbright
“Alan and Christine” by J. F. Gonzalez

Story Illustrations & Artwork
Luke Spooner
Alan M. Clark
Allen Koszowski
Mike Mabrey
Daniele Serra
Vince Natale

Non-Fiction
Cover Artist Mini Gallery: David Ho
An Interview with Ty Schwamberger by John Everson
Article: “Opposites Attract: Different Opinions of Sex in Horror” by Ty Schwamberger & Sheryl Scanlon
Reviews by Vi Reaper, Ben Macnair & Sheri White (Review of DININ’ by Ty Schwamberger)

Title Details
RRP Price: £29.95 (Signed & Numbered Edition) / £49.95 (Signed & Lettered Edition)
Publisher: Short, Scary Tales Publications
Release Date: 2013 (Estimated publication date: August 2013)
8.5″ x 11″
Full-colour Interior
Pages: 88 + limitation page

The pre-order window lasts 60 days and will close on May 22nd 2013. The print run for the Special Limited Signed & Numbered Edition will then be set and no more copies can be ordered. So make sure you order your copy today! Don’t leave it in case you forget and miss the pre-order window!

Please Note: The Signed & Lettered Edition is limited to only 52 copies and once they’re gone, they’re gone! If you’d like one of these very collectable editions please make sure you order now before they sell out.

People who pre-order the Limited Edition Hardcovers will be the first to hear about (and be able to order) any other issues we publish.

The Hardcover Special Limited Signed & Numbered Edition is signed & numbered by the editor and will feature exclusive original artwork by Luke Spooner on the limitation page created especially just for this edition, and will never appear anywhere else. These copies are available for only £29.95 with FREE worldwide shipping!

The Hardcover Special Limited Signed & Lettered Edition is signed & lettered by the editor and available in only 52 copies. This edition will also feature exclusive original artwork by Luke Spooner (different from the numbered edition) on the limitation page created especially just for this lettered edition, and will also never appear anywhere else. These copies are available for only £49.95 with FREE worldwide shipping!

Both of these very collectable hardcover editions will be printed in FULL COLOUR throughout and will feature exclusive original artwork on the limitation page. The books are case laminate, which is basically a hardcover book without a dust jacket. The cover artwork is printed directly onto the hardcover case. They will be printed using Premium Colour high-quality printing on 70#, 378 PPI White paper, as opposed to the Standard Colour printing of the magazine which is printed on 50#, 512 PPI White paper. So the paper stock for the hardcover editions is thicker and better quality and the interior full colour printing quality is much superior. The magazine print and production quality is excellent but the quality of the hardcovers will be much, much higher!

PLEASE NOTE: Copies are allocated on a first-come first-served basis. You are very welcome to request a specific number or letter and we will try our best to accommodate. We’re sorry but we cannot guarantee to allocate the copy/copies you ask for.

Click HERE to Pre-Order the Limited Hardcover Edition of Tales of Obscenity #1.

Jacob’s Mind

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“Jacob’s Mind” is the March ’12 for 12′ short story Kindle release by T Allen Press.

Description:

Jacob’s Mind is a 4,200 word short story about a man of the same name living and working in Tarfaya, Morocco. Jacob makes good money, lives in a beautiful beach front condo, and while not at work, has ample time to lie out in front of the ocean and drink beer. A lot of beer.Jacob’s life is seemingly perfect…

Except for bizarre blackouts he starts to experience on a regular basis.

But, when a beautiful woman comes into his life, things start to get more strange than Jacob would have ever imagined.

 
Available for Kindle on:

Amazon (US)

Amazon (UK)

The (late) January Kindle Release

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“Urban Monsoon, Cake Batter & Future Hall-of-Famer” is the January (even though it’s a week late) ’12 for 12′ short story Kindle release by T Allen Press.

Description:

This 3,600 word mini-short story collection contains “Urban Monsoon”, “Cake Batter” and “Future Hall-of-Famer”. All of these stories are reprints and can be found in Ty Schwamberger’s first short story collection, For After Midnight (October 2011). The stories contain; a disturbed young boy, a wife with revenge on her mind and a baseball player on the verge of stardom. Of note, the short story “Cake Batter” was made into a short film and released on DVD in 2010.
 
Available for Kindle on:

Amazon (US)

Amazon (UK)

Last Night Out — Kindle Edition

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The Kindle edition of Last Night Out (Author’s Preferred Edition) is now available to order from UK publisher Crowded Quarantine Publications. It contains the bonus short story, “Bartender, Please”. Below is the description of this 138 page novella.

Gabe, Alan and Erin thought one last night out on the town before their junior year of college came to an end would be fitting. The three friends did the same as always – they went to a bar. Only this time they decided to try someplace new: The Torchlight Inn. They are eager to make it a night to remember.

During their time at the shabby bar they come face to face with seedy bar patrons, a biker gang and one strange-acting bartender named T-Bone. But all is well until Alan and Erin mysteriously disappear and Gabe has to try and find his friends before being forced to pay their bar tab.

Little do any of them know the secret the place holds beneath its cracked floorboards…

Where a whole new kind of horror is waiting for them.

Available in Trade Paperback:

Amazon (US)

Amazon (UK)

Barnes & Noble

Waterstones (UK)

Available for eBook:

Amazon (Kindle – US)

Amazon (Kindle – UK)

Last Night Out — Trade Paperback

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The Trade Paperback edition of Last Night Out (Author’s Preferred Edition) is now available to order from UK publisher Crowded Quarantine Publications. It contains the bonus short story, “Bartender, Please”. Below is the description of this 138 page novella.

Gabe, Alan and Erin thought one last night out on the town before their junior year of college came to an end would be fitting. The three friends did the same as always – they went to a bar. Only this time they decided to try someplace new: The Torchlight Inn. They are eager to make it a night to remember.

During their time at the shabby bar they come face to face with seedy bar patrons, a biker gang and one strange-acting bartender named T-Bone. But all is well until Alan and Erin mysteriously disappear and Gabe has to try and find his friends before being forced to pay their bar tab.

Little do any of them know the secret the place holds beneath its cracked floorboards…

Where a whole new kind of horror is waiting for them.

Click here to order this twisted novella. The eBook edition will be coming soon.

Merry F’ing Christmas!

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I hope you all had a good of year as I did. Well, it was for the most part. In any event, I wish you and yours a very Merry F’ing Christmas!

As my gift to all of you, below are some titles you can download today for free to your Kindle. Ho Ho Ho.

Grave Intentions

The Halloween Hero

Gnomus & The 7th House

Spare Rib Soup

Liquid Courage

A Warped 6th Grade Mind

A Warped 6th Grade Mind

A Warped 6th Grade Mind

A Warped 6th Grade Mind

From the Introduction:
 
I penned the stories contained in this mini-collection while in 6th grade during 1988-89. I’ve taken them right out of the old notebook they were in and typed them “as is” into Word. Let me repeat two words: AS IS. These haven’t been edited in any way. That would have taken away from the whole purpose of this eBook by editing or re-writing them.

So what’s the reason for this tome, you ask? Well, it’s the result of being asked the same question over and over again in multiple interviews about when I started writing, namely horror. Here you have it: in 6th grade. This is as raw as it gets – in grammar, storytelling, syntax, everything. And when I say “everything”, I mean everything! Even the cover of this eBook came from the same notebook I wrote in while in 6th grade. As you can see, I wasn’t a very good artist of any sort back then (insert wide grin here).

The other reason I put together this mini-collection is for parents. What I mean by that is; there are many parents today that might get freaked out by their children writing sick tales. I’m a prime example of what can become of those twisted teenage thoughts – a career in writing. Since that crude beginning, I’ve gone on to pen or edit over ten books.

Which AIN’T too shabby.

‘Cause everyone has to start somewhere.

This is where I did.

Hope you come along for the journey.

This 2,700 word mini-collection contains the following short-short stories:

Introduction
The Woods
The Dangerous Mission
The Shark
The Door
A Stroll Down Terror Lane
No Way Out
The Creek
The Footprints
Wait Till Dark
The Cave (a poem)
Being A Sixth Grader (non-fiction)
Who I Am (non-fiction)

 
Click here to download this mini-collection to your Kindle.

Liquid Courage

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This one seems to be a fan favorite of mine. Originally published in Shroud Magazine #9 (2010), then reprinted in my short story collection For After Midnight (2011). T Allen Press is proud to being you “Liquid Courage” as this month’s ’12 for 12′ short story Kindle release.

Description:

“Liquid Courage” is a 7,500 word short story about a man trying to get over a bad breakup with his girlfriend. Chris is going through a lot of internal strife and is looking for a way out. He even ponders committing suicide… until his friend comes up missing. Shortly after the disappearance, Chris starts receiving notes containing clues to his friend’s whereabouts. In the end, Chris’ friend isn’t the only one who needs saving.

You can download this tale to your Kindle for only .99 cents!