March is Plug Month

I’ve said this many times in the past during interviews and to aspiring authors — I never had a mentor when I started writing in early 2008. Hell, I still don’t. I think the closest I’ve ever come to one, and sadly he passed away before I got to talk to or meet him, is Richard Laymon. In fact, when I go back and re-read A Writer’s Tale, I can almost feel him speaking directly to me. That’s pretty damn cool. 

I think the hardest thing for a being a beginning writer; besides learning how to write well, getting published, the business side of writing, etc, is how to market and promote yourself and your work. Sure, you can set up a website, blog, post on message boards and the like, but how does someone pull in a potential fan to purchase and read a new book by an unknown writer? That’s a damn good question. But, believe me, that problem isn’t only geared towards beginners. Even mid-level authors experience that problem. That’s why I’m offering up my site during the month of March for new and established authors.

So how does this work, you ask?

If you’re interested in having a guest post on my site; email me a jpg of your book cover (up to two), a short synopsis, a bio, your website link, where to purchase the book, etc, to ty_schwamberger@yahoo.com. I’ll then reply and let you know the date (unless you specify) when your info will appear on the site.

Good Luck!

The (late) January Kindle Release

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“Urban Monsoon, Cake Batter & Future Hall-of-Famer” is the January (even though it’s a week late) ’12 for 12′ short story Kindle release by T Allen Press.

Description:

This 3,600 word mini-short story collection contains “Urban Monsoon”, “Cake Batter” and “Future Hall-of-Famer”. All of these stories are reprints and can be found in Ty Schwamberger’s first short story collection, For After Midnight (October 2011). The stories contain; a disturbed young boy, a wife with revenge on her mind and a baseball player on the verge of stardom. Of note, the short story “Cake Batter” was made into a short film and released on DVD in 2010.
 
Available for Kindle on:

Amazon (US)

Amazon (UK)

Last Night Out — Kindle Edition

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The Kindle edition of Last Night Out (Author’s Preferred Edition) is now available to order from UK publisher Crowded Quarantine Publications. It contains the bonus short story, “Bartender, Please”. Below is the description of this 138 page novella.

Gabe, Alan and Erin thought one last night out on the town before their junior year of college came to an end would be fitting. The three friends did the same as always – they went to a bar. Only this time they decided to try someplace new: The Torchlight Inn. They are eager to make it a night to remember.

During their time at the shabby bar they come face to face with seedy bar patrons, a biker gang and one strange-acting bartender named T-Bone. But all is well until Alan and Erin mysteriously disappear and Gabe has to try and find his friends before being forced to pay their bar tab.

Little do any of them know the secret the place holds beneath its cracked floorboards…

Where a whole new kind of horror is waiting for them.

Available in Trade Paperback:

Amazon (US)

Amazon (UK)

Barnes & Noble

Waterstones (UK)

Available for eBook:

Amazon (Kindle – US)

Amazon (Kindle – UK)

Last Night Out — Trade Paperback

Last Night Out_cover layout

The Trade Paperback edition of Last Night Out (Author’s Preferred Edition) is now available to order from UK publisher Crowded Quarantine Publications. It contains the bonus short story, “Bartender, Please”. Below is the description of this 138 page novella.

Gabe, Alan and Erin thought one last night out on the town before their junior year of college came to an end would be fitting. The three friends did the same as always – they went to a bar. Only this time they decided to try someplace new: The Torchlight Inn. They are eager to make it a night to remember.

During their time at the shabby bar they come face to face with seedy bar patrons, a biker gang and one strange-acting bartender named T-Bone. But all is well until Alan and Erin mysteriously disappear and Gabe has to try and find his friends before being forced to pay their bar tab.

Little do any of them know the secret the place holds beneath its cracked floorboards…

Where a whole new kind of horror is waiting for them.

Click here to order this twisted novella. The eBook edition will be coming soon.

Merry F’ing Christmas!

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I hope you all had a good of year as I did. Well, it was for the most part. In any event, I wish you and yours a very Merry F’ing Christmas!

As my gift to all of you, below are some titles you can download today for free to your Kindle. Ho Ho Ho.

Grave Intentions

The Halloween Hero

Gnomus & The 7th House

Spare Rib Soup

Liquid Courage

A Warped 6th Grade Mind

A Warped 6th Grade Mind

A Warped 6th Grade Mind

A Warped 6th Grade Mind

From the Introduction:
 
I penned the stories contained in this mini-collection while in 6th grade during 1988-89. I’ve taken them right out of the old notebook they were in and typed them “as is” into Word. Let me repeat two words: AS IS. These haven’t been edited in any way. That would have taken away from the whole purpose of this eBook by editing or re-writing them.

So what’s the reason for this tome, you ask? Well, it’s the result of being asked the same question over and over again in multiple interviews about when I started writing, namely horror. Here you have it: in 6th grade. This is as raw as it gets – in grammar, storytelling, syntax, everything. And when I say “everything”, I mean everything! Even the cover of this eBook came from the same notebook I wrote in while in 6th grade. As you can see, I wasn’t a very good artist of any sort back then (insert wide grin here).

The other reason I put together this mini-collection is for parents. What I mean by that is; there are many parents today that might get freaked out by their children writing sick tales. I’m a prime example of what can become of those twisted teenage thoughts – a career in writing. Since that crude beginning, I’ve gone on to pen or edit over ten books.

Which AIN’T too shabby.

‘Cause everyone has to start somewhere.

This is where I did.

Hope you come along for the journey.

This 2,700 word mini-collection contains the following short-short stories:

Introduction
The Woods
The Dangerous Mission
The Shark
The Door
A Stroll Down Terror Lane
No Way Out
The Creek
The Footprints
Wait Till Dark
The Cave (a poem)
Being A Sixth Grader (non-fiction)
Who I Am (non-fiction)

 
Click here to download this mini-collection to your Kindle.

Liquid Courage

Liquid Courage

This one seems to be a fan favorite of mine. Originally published in Shroud Magazine #9 (2010), then reprinted in my short story collection For After Midnight (2011). T Allen Press is proud to being you “Liquid Courage” as this month’s ’12 for 12′ short story Kindle release.

Description:

“Liquid Courage” is a 7,500 word short story about a man trying to get over a bad breakup with his girlfriend. Chris is going through a lot of internal strife and is looking for a way out. He even ponders committing suicide… until his friend comes up missing. Shortly after the disappearance, Chris starts receiving notes containing clues to his friend’s whereabouts. In the end, Chris’ friend isn’t the only one who needs saving.

You can download this tale to your Kindle for only .99 cents!

Relics & Remains — Now Available

R&R FRONT cover

The Trade Paperback edition of Relics & Remains is now available. Below are the details.

Relics & Remains. Edited by Ty Schwamberger

Synopsis

People have always been fascinated about the past. Some even going to great lengths to uncover what’s taken place long ago. But sometimes when people venture into locations that aren’t suitable for the living, bad things can happen.

That’s when these self-proclaimed explorers start to unearth strange looking, ancient artifacts and the cursed remains of the once-living. They think they’re going to be rich and famous. But, that might just be the furthest from the truth. To them, taking that risk is what it’s all about…until things start to go wrong.

So, for those of you into ‘finding’ strange things, here are some words of advice…

Proceed with caution when digging up someone else’s Relics & Remains.

Table of Contents

“Good For What Ails Ya” by Mike Oliveri

“Many Faces” by Wrath James White

“Centuries of Torment” by Adam P. Lewis

“The Black Diamond” by Michael Laimo

“Caroline’s Playhouse” by Dean Harrison

“The Painter” by Deborah LeBlanc

“Rachel Alhazred’s Tablet” by Steven L. Shrewsbury

“Adrift” by Dora Machado

“Monkey Paw 2.0” by Tim Deal

“Pickin’ & Grinnin’” by Thomas A. Erb

“Whispers at the End of Creation” by Maurice Broaddus

“Nailed” by John Everson

“’Chomp’ A Cautionary Tale” by Jeff Strand

Click here to check out the book trailer. Then head over to Amazon to purchase the Trade Paperback. Also available for your Kindle or Nook.